Aaron Parrett

In this episode you’ll hear stories about a young man and his nefarious band of misfits smuggling weed across the Canadian border, then, join a young queer couple on a road trip in the south, rent a car in Ireland without the proper insurance and finally, fall in love with a dubious ranch hand in Dillon, Montana.
In this week's podcast, you'll hear a forgiveness story about a young student’s misbehavior, a young woman’s survival story, the kindness of strangers on a train and a lifetime of love stories.

Transcript : Didn't See That Coming (part 1)

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welcome to tell us something
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every tell us something event is focused
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on a theme
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tonight’s theme is didn’t see that
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coming
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aaron parrott is a professor of english
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at the university of providence
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he and his most recent book he he
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has his
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he’s an author and his most recent book
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is maple and lead it’s a collection of
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short stories with woodcuts by seth
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robey
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he also runs the territorial press in
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helena montana
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devoted to fine letter press editions of
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handcrafted montana literature
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please welcome aaron parrott i used to
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be a really bad kid
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uh and worse than that i hung out with a
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lot of other really bad
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kids and in eighth grade
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it was sort of this perfect storm of
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badness
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and that we all ended up in the same
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eighth grade homeroom and worse than
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that the regular teacher
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about a third of the way through the
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year
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i think she got sick or there was a
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death in the family or something and she
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left and so we got a substitute teacher
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for the rest of the year
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you can already see where this is going
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um and we just treated this
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poor teacher horribly miss
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porzig was her name uh
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and two things i remember really vividly
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my friend rod storley
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i think we all got into chewing
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copenhagen around this time
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and her strategy was the the worst kid
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in the class she would put behind her
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at her desk facing the rest of the class
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but then she couldn’t see what that
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person was doing
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and so he’s sitting at her desk chewing
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copenhagen and opening the drawers and
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spitting into the drawers told you we
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were bad
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um and i ended up in the principal’s
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office
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because i think i discovered william
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burroughs around this time also
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and i would sit in my in my desk and
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just
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shake like this and say i need a fix i
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need a fix
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and so i ended up in the principal’s
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office
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but the thing was we go to the
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principal’s office and the principal
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says so what’s he doing
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and then my teacher says i need
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and it was so goddamn funny seeing my
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teacher do this
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but of course i laughed but the
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principal didn’t think that was very
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funny
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and the really ironic thing is i don’t
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remember what punishment i got
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i do remember he called my parents and
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that was probably
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punishment enough but i don’t recall
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what the punishment was relative to the
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class
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and that was really the last i
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remembered of the class
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those two highlights and then i went on
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to high school
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and became an even worse person
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but then my biggest crime there was i
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just skipped school a lot
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and finally i got expelled or i was
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about to be expelled
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and instead of kicking me out i tried
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the project for alternative learning
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which changed my life it really
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turned me around in the following way
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the first day i went into this
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project for alternative learning it was
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on the may at the may butler
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center on rodney street i sit in the
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principal’s office there
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and he says well what do you want to
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what do you want to learn
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and because i was kind of a smart ass i
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said philosophy
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and he said well we we don’t teach that
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here but let me enroll you down at
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carroll college
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and he got on the phone and literally 10
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minutes later i was signed up for
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classes at carroll college
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the the most important one and the one i
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really remember was
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i think it was an ethics class or survey
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of philosophy with dr barry first
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and i loved it he he was a great teacher
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and apparently i was a great student you
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know 16 years old in a juvenile
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delinquent at helen high but
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put me in the right atmosphere and
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suddenly i turned around and
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i remember he invited me to his house
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for dinner
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you know i’m 16 or 17 years old and just
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was amazed that you know somebody was
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taking me this seriously
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so my girlfriend and i go to
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to his house and knock on the door
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and the woman that answers the door is
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my eighth grade teacher
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but she was very gracious and invited us
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in and we had a great dinner
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great conversation and at the end of the
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night i think i fumbled some
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some muttered apology for what i’ve done
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in eighth grade
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and to her credit she just said oh
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i don’t think it’s as bad as you
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remember and you seem pretty bored back
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then i’m glad to see that you’ve
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turned it around and found something
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that interests you
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and i guess this story is really about
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forgiveness but also the power of a good
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teacher
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elizabeth rivard grew up in a very large
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family in buffalo new york
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she fell in love with stories at the
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family dining room table
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where they were a regular occurrence
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being one of the youngest siblings she
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was mostly a listener
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her family still shares stories when
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they get together
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it’s one of their favorite things to do
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they’ve got some doozies
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elizabeth has changed the names of some
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of the characters in her story
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a quick warning for some of our
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sensitive listeners
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victoria’s story addresses sexual abuse
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with frank language please welcome
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elizabeth rivard
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oh sorry welcome elizabeth
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as mark told you i’m from a large family
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it’s a large catholic family you know
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usually it’s catholic or mormon
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so um
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i was born in 1962 and i have
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three older brothers six older sisters
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and a little brother who’s five years
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younger than me
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so when i was growing up it was the 60s
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early 70s for this
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story and um
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my older siblings were teenagers
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and my brothers were eligible for the
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draft
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but luckily they had high draft numbers
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um and they were all good liberals
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and out protesting the vietnam war
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occasionally getting arrested and
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on friday nights my parents like to go
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out they played bridge and belonged to a
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bridge club so they would go out on
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friday nights
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and my siblings would put the colored
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light bulbs in
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and have parties at our house
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with music and dancing and drinking and
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getting stoned and
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occasionally tripping and while they
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were babysitting
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me and my little brother and a few of
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the other siblings and whatnot
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so this is this is the environment that
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i grew up in
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it was a great family loving family but
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there was a lot
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going on and not only that but my
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grandmother lived with us so that
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at for a period of years there there
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were 14 people living in our house with
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one and a half bathrooms
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and i was the lucky one that got to
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share a bedroom
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with my grandmother and she was
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going blind from glaucoma and
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senile and not only that
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she suffered from depression um
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after her husband had died a number of
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years before
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and twice she had attempted suicide
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while we
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shared a room together one time
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she slit her wrist and another time she
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overdosed on sleeping pills
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and i do have some vague memories of
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that
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so it was frightening for me
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um so
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fast forward to when i’m about 11 years
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old
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and there was a neighbor an older
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gentleman
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who was a gentleman i used that word
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loosely but
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he was a world war ii veteran and
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he used to sit out on his porch and
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sometimes myself or two of my
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girlfriends
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sharon and julie for this story uh
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we would go on the porch and talk to him
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and
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he would ask us to go and get the
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newspaper for him or a
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quart of milk or something we would go
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to the store for him and he’d give us a
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a quarter or whatever and we would buy
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candy and in those days you could
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get a decent amount of candy for a
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quarter
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and then we started going in his house
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and cleaning for him sometimes
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the house was
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pretty dank the shades were always drawn
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so it was kind of dark in there
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and i remember the furniture being kind
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of sparse
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and there were no pictures i can
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remember
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on the walls but he was kind of fun
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because he would let us smoke his
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cigarettes
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um he had penthouse forum
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magazines there which i don’t know if
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it’s even still made but
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it’s about the size of a reader’s digest
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and i don’t recall there being pictures
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in it but
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um there were dirty stories
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and so we would read the dirty stories
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and some of them were just ridiculous i
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i do remember one specifically i think
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it was one a reader submitted
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and the reader had an ant farm and
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he was sleeping and he woke up and
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having the wet dream of his life and the
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ants had all gotten out and were
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crawling
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so i think even at the time i thought
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that was ridiculous
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but anyway you know things kind of
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progressed
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and um
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at some point he started touching us
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and exposing himself to us
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and we were not always all there at the
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same time you know there could be
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different configurations of the three of
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us there
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um and this went on for about a year or
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a year and a half
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and um you know got a little more
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intense as things progressed and
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um i was going to catholic school at the
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time like i said i was about 11 and so i
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was in about sixth grade
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um so
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i knew that this was wrong and i
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shouldn’t be doing it
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but you know i was a kid and i think i
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had curiosity
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i um maybe some of it felt good
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i was getting some attention which i
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wasn’t really getting at home
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so much because there was so much going
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on with the older kids
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but at a point i just i couldn’t do it
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anymore because i was just
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so anxious and i ended up
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growing up to be an anxious young adult
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i had some anxiety and depression i
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think i you know i functioned quite
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normally i went to school i had friends
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i went out but on the
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inside i i really struggled
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a lot i had a lot of shame and guilt
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and i felt like i had a big secret
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that i just could never tell anyone i
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didn’t tell anyone in my family i was so
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ashamed and i just thought god nobody’s
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nobody would understand nobody’s been
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through this this is just really bad
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what you know and he was eating me up
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inside
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to be quite honest and um
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i even thought about suicide a couple
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you know when i was really feeling down
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that
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i mean luckily i never attempted it or
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anything but that’s
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just the angst that it caused me it was
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like all my emotions were
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tied up in a big ball and i couldn’t
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understand
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them it was only until many years later
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that i
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started to work out the knots of that
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ball
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and and you know
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separate out my emotions and and learn
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to deal with them
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but um
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i was about 21 when i
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one morning i i had an apartment with
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some other friends
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and i woke up one morning
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and while i was in that in between state
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of sleep and wakefulness
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i had this like a voice
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and it was like in my right ear
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and it said all the beauty of the world
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can be found in the human heart
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and it was absolutely a profound
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experience for me i mean it
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came with a flood of feeling and it
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at the time it felt like jesus was
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whispering that in my ear
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and it just totally warmed me and
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because i was i was able to see beauty
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around me in the world you know i would
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ride my bike over the peace bridge to
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canada to the beaches up there by myself
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or
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ride down to the waterfront downtown or
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appreciate the flowers and people’s
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yards and
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whatever but i couldn’t see any beauty
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in myself
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i was just so knotted up with shame and
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guilt
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so it was a bomb for my soul
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you know all the beauty of the world can
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be found in the human heart it was just
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profound like wow
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that’s that’s in me and that’s in
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in everyone and that was the beginning
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of my healing journey
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so thank you for listening
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chelsea rice moved to montana in 2011 to
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join her partner
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and within a year was diagnosed with a
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rare and aggressive bladder cancer
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it was then that she this is
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not what i’m supposed to be reading i’m
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giving away the story
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oh no that’s not true this is what she
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gave me
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she’s an advocate for cancer patients
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teens and misfits is a lover of arts and
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literature
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and writes nonfiction she believes in
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resilience is a survivor and is also a
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crazy bird lady
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please welcome chelsea rice in 2012
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as mark said i was diagnosed with a rare
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and aggressive bladder cancer
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it was october and in the weeks before
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my partner and i had been sitting in the
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capital rotunda
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watching a buddhist monk tap out
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a mandala made of sand and we were there
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for
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multiple days in a row watching this
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beautiful process
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unfold and i’m sure that i don’t
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i’m sure that there was a intention that
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was set for that particular mandala
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perhaps it was compassion but for me i
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just kept thinking
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about impermanence over and over and
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over again
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one of those days we were up there was
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october 5th
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and we were just about a 15th
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dates are really hard to remember when
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you’re about to learn you have cancer
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and we went to go see a urologist over
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at st
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peter’s um
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that day it was a friday at about 4 30
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p.m right before my 35th birthday
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about two weeks before and when a doctor
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tells you to come in on a friday at 4 30
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p.m
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beware
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so from what i remember there was
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my partner and i sitting and waiting and
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i already knew that this was going to be
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a cancer diagnosis but
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when she pulled up the pilogram which is
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basically a
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black and white x-ray that just pulls
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out
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one system of the body and this was my
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kidneys
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my ureters and my bladder and she pulls
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it up on her computer
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and my partner charlie who i’ve been
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with at that time for about
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a decade is sitting next to me
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and before she can even start talking
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about the system as a whole
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i already can see the lump
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the tumor on the side of my bladder and
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everything just
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goes dead silent kind of like charlie
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brown’s teacher
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just but i can
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feel the only thing i can feel is my
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partner’s hand holding my thigh
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just kind of lightly tapping keeping me
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present for
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at least a little bit
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i remember sitting in the parking lot
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after that diagnosis
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thinking how do i go home
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and call my parents how do i
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how do we and i think i even said to my
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partner charlie how does somebody get
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this
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diagnosis and then get in a car and
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drive home
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like how do you do that so i did
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sit on the back porch that day and i
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called my parents and told them
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and delivered this terrible news i think
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what was even more terrible is that the
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bladder cancer
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was a rare cancer that only two percent
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of the diagnoses
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in the united states are the other
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98 are commonly related to
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lifestyle drinking smoking
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working in chemical factories mine was
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due to environmental toxins
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arsenic in groundwater
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that’s a different story though so in
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order to determine a treatment
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for my bladder cancer nobody here has
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the skill really and there are no
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studies to determine how you would treat
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squamous cell carcinoma of the bladder
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so we had to go to a tertiary
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institution
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and what we decided that fall was
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to go over to the mayo clinic what eva
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enzler calls
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cancer town it’s okay you can laugh
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cancer is kind of funny
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we at the time i was teaching part-time
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as an adjunct professor between helena
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college and carroll college
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my partner is a high school teacher so
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we were
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totally making lots of money
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and i was fresh out of graduate school
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so i did not have insurance
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and this is 2012. so
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we didn’t have a whole lot of money so
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we drove on a month after the diagnosis
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we drove up to haver on a frosty
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november day
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to catch the train to rochester
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however have you all been to the haver
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train station it’s
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one room i don’t think this really
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exists but i think that there’s like a
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dilapidated um phone booth on the
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outside maybe by the turning tracks
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yeah and it’s like a clapboard
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exciting that’s all weathered there’s
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like one person who shows up for 30
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minutes and then leaves
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when the train comes in when you depart
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so my partner and i get on the train
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and um you know it boards about midday
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so you drive through
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you go through the night on the train
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and i don’t know if any of you have
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ridden a train lately
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it’s just barely a step above riding a
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greyhound
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just barely it’s cold
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it’s really cold when you if you have a
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seat near the window and you lean up
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against it you can feel the winter
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coming through the vents and against
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your face and
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lots of families in bulk ride with lots
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of kids
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and so it often looks like there’s the
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kids have been like
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licking the glass and then like rubbing
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their snot on it
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it’s pretty spectacular for a sick
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person
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so when we got on i um happened to see
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where the conductors would sit we were
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in the very back train car
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and i noticed that they had lysol wipes
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so i kind of stole a couple
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and like took them to my chair and wiped
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things down i was terrified when your
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immune system is compromised everything
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is scary
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um you know we drove through the night
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and
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it was a solemn ride
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those seats are really uncomfortable
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they don’t go back all the way
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you kind of sit you know scrunched up
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there’s people like yelling there’s
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people getting drunk it’s very noisy
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lots of clamor
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and all i can remember passing through
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the night was going through williston
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and north dakota and seeing the oil
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fields on the horizon
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and they’re really beautiful
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it’s hard to say that but they’re like
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little
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candle wicks like staggered at different
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levels along the horizon they’re
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beautiful
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and the workers from williston were on
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the train with us and i mean
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i’m a liberal i’m crazy liberal of
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course i have a
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same-sex partner um
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and you know i’m pretty just i’m pretty
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concerned about uh
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fracking and oil fields and the workers
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were so pleasant and they were so kind
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and they had these
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really even-keeled conversations with us
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and
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they were just riding the train back to
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their cities
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just trying to feed their families and
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it was really a profound moment talking
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to them
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that night my partner and i had to
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wanted to eat dinner in the dining car
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and if you’ve ever ridden an amtrak
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train
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you don’t get to just sit with you and
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your person they fill the seats up
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and so we sat on one side in the dining
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car
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and amtrak food is very cliche it was
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like pieces
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farmed salmon with like a stick of
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poorly steamed broccoli over it
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you know it was very bland food it
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looked good but it was pretty bland
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but before we started to eat these two
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people they were bringing these two
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people to us
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and i’m not gonna lie again with a
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little bit of judginess
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um there was a tall disheveled looking
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man wearing like
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outdoor gear and a smaller
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woman of some asian
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descent with a gold cross around her
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neck
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and i was like oh man i might have even
24:38
leaned into my partner and said boy
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this is going to be an interesting
24:42
dinner
24:44
and they came and they sat down and
24:46
quite honestly again i don’t
24:48
remember what we talked about it was all
24:49
very superficial
24:51
um but i do remember that
24:54
she had on this really bright floral
24:57
print with like a cardigan and he had on
24:59
a blue columbia coat
25:02
and um it was pleasant we had a great
25:05
meal
25:06
and right at the end he said
25:09
you know what what are you guys doing
25:11
why are you going to minnesota
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i said oh you know i have cancer we’re
25:17
going over there to get another opinion
25:18
and find out what the treatment is
25:20
and she was just immediately like
25:22
empathetic
25:23
and softened oh my god we went
25:26
we went through something similar he you
25:28
know he had prostate cancer
25:30
and you know it was so hard and we just
25:33
will be praying about you we’ll be
25:34
thinking about you and
25:36
you know we’ll our hearts are with you
25:39
and we kind of just tided up dinner and
25:42
said thank you
25:43
and went our separate ways and charlie
25:46
and i we went to the back of the train
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and
25:49
sat down and kind of tried to cozy up
25:51
with those flimsy little amtrak blankets
25:53
and
25:53
get cozy and about an hour passed and
25:57
then we see the two of these people
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walking towards us
26:02
they’re like oh my god we’ve been all
26:04
over this train looking for you
26:06
and trains you know amtrak trains are
26:08
too level
26:09
right you have like upstairs and
26:10
downstairs so these people
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they’re you know they’re up and down
26:15
they’re looking all over for us they
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have their own room
26:18
lucky them you can get a room on an
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amtrak train get one
26:23
but they walk up and say
26:26
you know we just wanted to come see you
26:28
and give you a hug and wish you well
26:29
again and
26:30
we’re like oh thank you you know we got
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up and we gave him big hugs
26:34
and while we were in full embrace both
26:36
of us
26:38
one of the the man shoved something into
26:41
my partner’s
26:42
pocket and the woman shoved something
26:44
into my hand
26:45
and we both pulled back from the hug and
26:48
we knew they had given us money
26:50
i mean it was very clear that they had
26:52
shoved money into our hands
26:54
and we were like oh gosh no no we don’t
26:57
need this we don’t need this at all
26:58
thank you very much
26:59
you know we tried to turn it down once
27:01
right
27:04
generously just once because we really
27:06
we were in a bad spot
27:08
um but no no no
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please take it they said and so we
27:13
thanked them and said we really
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appreciate it you know this is going to
27:16
be a hard time
27:17
off they went and we sat down and
27:20
looked in our pockets and i had two
27:22
hundred dollars in cash and my partner
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had
27:25
a three hundred dollar check in her
27:26
pocket
27:29
um that was one of my first experiences
27:33
during my cancer journey with strangers
27:35
reaching out to us and giving us way
27:36
more than we even thought
27:38
was possible i later because the address
27:42
was on her
27:43
check wrote her thank you card and sent
27:46
it off to seattle where they lived
27:48
and i don’t remember her name and it
27:50
doesn’t matter
27:52
she sent a note back that basically said
27:55
we are so happy to have been able to
27:57
provide for you and you do not have to
27:59
keep up this relationship because of it
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and we wish you well
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[Applause]
28:07
bob yost’s regular daytime career has
28:10
been working with taxes in indiana
28:13
oregon and montana nighttime gib
28:16
gay gigs were spent playing the drums in
28:20
in bands brand x
28:23
jack daniels sodbusters and the last
28:26
resort
28:27
his greatest joys come from his family
28:29
and raising three kids
28:31
please welcome bob yost
28:37
god i love that woman rebecca
28:41
we have great sex
28:45
we do have bizarre arguments
28:48
but really do have great kids i would
28:51
say they are
28:53
they’re very beautifully unique
28:58
as is their mother rebecca she couldn’t
29:00
be here tonight
29:01
she’s an oregon i’ve been married
29:05
38 years
29:10
pretty amazing um i first met rebecca
29:13
and i didn’t actually meet her
29:15
we were both state employees
29:18
and i was sitting just on the other side
29:20
of the cubicle from her
29:22
she was on the other side of the wall i
29:24
could hear her talking
29:27
and she was talking about the new guy
29:30
who had just started work me
29:34
and and it was not very flattering
29:37
whatsoever um
29:41
but just hearing that voice i was so
29:43
intrigued
29:45
she had no i mean there was no filter
29:48
whatsoever
29:49
in whatever she said i learned more
29:52
about my co-workers and my boss
29:55
than i ever would of meeting them
30:01
that was a monday
30:05
the saturday before
30:08
susan who worked downstairs in the same
30:11
department
30:13
she had lived with her parents all her
30:16
life
30:17
that saturday morning she moved into my
30:19
tiny
30:20
little duplex apartment
30:24
that saturday afternoon we were married
30:29
by a pentecostal preacher
30:33
and it was also her
30:36
dad um it was surprising her mom dad got
30:40
that wedding together pretty fast
30:41
we were in a big uh big ceremony
30:44
a lot like this beautiful building and
30:47
just to give you an idea about it
30:49
the four groomsmen and myself
30:53
we are dressed and i’m not exaggerating
30:57
shoe to this
31:00
head to toe in matching rittle
31:04
outfits
31:08
and i was drunker than a skunk
31:12
i mean to the wall because i did not
31:15
love her
31:18
that next saturday in my tiny little
31:21
duplex apartment the phone rings
31:24
now this is way back before any kind of
31:27
cell phone
31:28
you know facts all that stuff right i
31:31
didn’t even
31:32
have an answering machine so my one and
31:35
only
31:36
landline which is attached to the
31:38
kitchen wall
31:40
rings i still love it so funny when you
31:44
think of those old phones right
31:46
rotary it had two
31:49
real metal bells in it with a ringer in
31:51
between
31:54
so i pick it up hello is susan there
31:57
it’s a female voice i say no i’m sorry
32:00
she’s not
32:02
oh is this her husband why yes it is
32:06
oh i hear congratulations are in order
32:10
you’re a newlywed i say thank you very
32:14
much
32:15
she says well this is the nurse from dr
32:19
middleton’s office the tests
32:22
are still all negative
32:26
susan is not pregnant
32:30
yeah i’m an idiot i didn’t see that
32:31
coming i married her because she told me
32:33
she was pregnant
32:35
that evening i was to meet her of course
32:37
her parents
32:39
at her house i show up now this is all
32:42
kind of foggy now
32:45
but i do remember going in the kitchen
32:47
and they’re there with susan i take the
32:48
ring off i set it on the kitchen table
32:50
some things were said
32:52
because it’s come to known i guess they
32:54
knew
32:56
but i didn’t as i am leaving
33:01
susan chases me down
33:04
she goes i can’t believe you did that
33:07
you ruined my mom’s dinner
33:15
needless to say that marriage lasted a
33:17
legal
33:18
90 days
33:21
i’m going back to that little duplex
33:23
apartment to pick up my stuff
33:24
and my brother and my dad come with me
33:26
and my brother he pulls it up and he
33:28
goes
33:29
he’s packing a nine millimeter he goes
33:32
you know just in case we have some
33:34
trouble
33:37
okay george we’re not gonna have any
33:39
trouble
33:40
get inside lo behold there are a few
33:42
things missing
33:43
but thank goodness my pride and joys are
33:46
there i had a
33:48
a big old magnavox tv and it was in a
33:51
wood cabinet man
33:53
and my stereo component system oh god i
33:56
love that thing
33:57
and my brother had made a whole wood
33:59
cabinet you know whole
34:01
records components my turntable you know
34:05
big speakers susan
34:08
had taken a can of spray paint and it
34:10
was
34:13
over everything classic i can laugh
34:16
about it now
34:17
um so we got our stuff loaded up
34:20
and my dad turns to me and god bless you
34:23
dad i love you
34:24
you know that um he turns to me now my
34:28
dad
34:29
loves a a good phrase like you know god
34:32
damn it yeah god damn it
34:34
and he’d use the hell word you know but
34:36
he turns to me and he goes
34:39
that’s the most expensive you’ll
34:41
ever have
34:47
now i will tell you
34:51
that is the only time never again ever
34:54
in my 90-year life with my dad that i
34:56
ever heard him use the f
34:57
word no i didn’t see that coming i’ll
35:00
tell you that um
35:03
fast forward susan out of my life
35:06
luckily rebecca we got married outdoors
35:10
underneath the woods it was glorious
35:12
just perfect wonderful
35:16
day and as i tell this story
35:20
i’m very lucky i’ve had the love of some
35:22
really
35:23
great women in my life for sure
35:28
we got to i got in the car one day
35:32
drove 1750 miles
35:35
from east to west right you know where i
35:36
ended up the mitchell building down next
35:39
to the capitol
35:40
because i had a job interview
35:44
took the interview took the written test
35:46
i did not get the job
35:48
okay two weeks later though another job
35:51
opens up in the same area with the same
35:53
supervisor
35:55
so i got to do it by phone and fax got
35:57
the job
35:58
we’re moving to hell in the montana
36:02
it was glorious pack up the uhaul
36:05
get here and we ran it for a while ended
36:08
up buying five acres out on bird’s eye
36:10
right
36:11
loved it little old trailer that first
36:14
winter
36:14
it hit a 40 below i mean it was 40 below
36:17
and i came into town tonight and i saw
36:20
the ak cafe whatever it’s alaskan cafe
36:22
used to be the red roof cafe remember
36:24
that and they used to have fresh eggs i
36:26
know why because when i used to go to
36:27
breakfast there
36:28
they would serve up a platter of the
36:29
biggest greasy fresh eggs because the
36:31
chickens were right outside the window
36:33
in a pen
36:34
and you know if my wife said hey i’m
36:36
going shopping
36:37
back then it was great oh honey were you
36:39
going
36:41
where was it if you’d been around here a
36:42
while it was the mall or kmart that was
36:45
it
36:45
there was nothing else here loved it
36:48
experience in helena
36:49
was actually a joy i’ll have to say are
36:52
there state employees here tonight
36:55
retired cool yeah i mean because i i’m
36:59
actually one of those
37:01
look at that yeah i so both of those
37:03
women
37:04
i met as state employees so i always
37:07
think that’s
37:08
kind of an interesting you know sidebar
37:10
to it
37:11
and i have to admit that first winter we
37:13
were in a little trailer and i was
37:14
feeding that red stove like crazy
37:16
you know keeping the pipes from freezing
37:18
i think that was my first inclination
37:20
that rebecca probably was not going to
37:22
like montana winners
37:25
at that point so anyway i’m going to
37:27
fast forward to like about chapter 99
37:29
out of all this stuff
37:32
great thing is wonderful kids
37:36
raising them all see them go off
37:40
they’ve done really well for themselves
37:43
and it’s been really nice
37:47
my wife goes you know what we love that
37:49
oregon coast don’t we and i go yeah it’s
37:51
really nice because we go out there to
37:52
visit
37:52
i want to retire there i go that’s cool
37:54
you know i do you know i got
37:56
i gotta wait till retirement health
37:58
insurance oh my god i gotta keep working
38:00
she goes i don’t care i go okay it’s one
38:03
of those yes dear
38:04
um so i go yep we find a little place
38:07
over there she loves it
38:09
and i mean blood sweat and tears we’re
38:10
tearing up stuff out the thing tore off
38:12
walls took out cabinets
38:15
remodeled a bunch of it i mean
38:18
oh gosh all new windows all new
38:20
appliances
38:22
got back had taken the lap what i hope
38:24
was the last 20-foot u-haul
38:27
back from there right because now i live
38:29
in missoula checking the u-haul in
38:32
sunday evening i get a text from her
38:36
i figures for sure it’s going to say oh
38:39
are you out shoveling snow
38:41
because i’m walking on the beach
38:44
she said i’ve been thinking about this a
38:46
while
38:48
okay she’d been to a lawyer’s office
38:52
she told me what the major settlements
38:55
would be
38:56
that i’d be served divorce papers i was
38:59
served divorce papers
39:00
that week at work up front
39:04
but don’t feel sorry for me i’ve been
39:06
very blessed
39:08
you know i didn’t see that coming but
39:10
there’s always two sides to every story
39:12
too
39:14
but thank you
39:30
[Music]
39:40
do
39:42
[Music]
39:53
you